Q: Why was Jupiter banned from competing in the planetary boxing championship? A: He was taking asteroids Q: Why did the star decide to take a vacation? A: It needed some space Q: What is money called in space? A: Star bucks Q: What do starlets like to read before bed? A: Comet books! I have trouble with my astronaut friends, they never Apollo-gise.
Q: Why did the first man on the moon lift weights? A: To make his Armstrong Q: Why did the universe go on a diet? A: Because it kept expanding Q: Why did Neptune break up with Uranus? A: They wanted a Plutonic relationship Q: What’s a lightyear? A: It’s like a regular year… With fewer calories When our solar system was formed, the sun was in charge. Q: What does the queen alien drink every morning? A: Gravi-tea Q: Where do the stars go to get their milk? A: The Milky Way
Q: Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon? A: Because there was no atmosphereĮinstein released his theory about space… well it’s about time! Q: What’s the moon’s favorite key to use on the computer? A: The space bar Q: Why didn’t the sun go to college? A: Because it already had a million degrees Q: What do aliens like to eat when they aren’t on a diet? A: Unidentified frying objects Q: How does our solar system hold up its pants? A: With an asteroid belt Q: Why did the parasite jump all the way to the moon? A: It was a luna-tick Q: What would happen if the whole universe ceased to exist? A: No matter! Q: What do you call a loony spaceman? A: An astronut
Q: What do you say to a three-headed alien? A: Hello, hello, hello Q: What candy should you give an alien? A: A Mars bar Q: Who is an astronaut’s favorite singer? A: Freddy Mercury Q: What is Saturn’s favorite movie? A: Lord of the Ring Q: Why is the moon constantly moody? A: She’s just going through a phase Q: Why don’t people like to talk about all the mysterious space in the universe? A: It’s a dark matter Grab your set now! There are over 50+ pages of jokes included! This is a digital download, so it is easy! Just download, print, and enjoy!įeeling sad? Hope you can Saturn that frown upside down. Grab these fun joke cards for them to laugh at all the time! These make great lunch box jokes, joke card series, bedtime laughs, and more! If you are looking for more ways to discover space and laugh be sure to check out this Toilet Paper Rocket Craft and our space puns for kids.Īnd for even more laughter visit our birthday jokes for kids and our Pirate Jokes for Kids That Will Have You Hooked. So buckle up and soar into space with a lot of laughter as you discover these un space jokes with your family. The best part about it is that you don’t have to worry about any meteor-size hands in the face with embarrassment with a bad punch line because these jokes are totally clean and kid-friendly. These space jokes for kids are perfect to really get the laughs going for kids and adults.
My kids are huge space fans so when we combine space with another one of their favorite things like jokes, we are sure to have a good time. So hold on to your space shuttle and get ready to blast off with laughter. Ready to have some out of this world laughs? These space jokes will take you to another planet with laughter.
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